Move using the WASD or the arrow Keys. Hold the left mouse to abduct. When you abduct a human it is automatically converted into “MAN-I...

Don't just aspire to be a douchebag, live The Douchebag Life! Pop the collar, go to da club and score with the ladies.

Use rockets and bombs to crush the dummies. Destroy all dummies to pass the level.

Attack and eat fish, humans, boats and other stuff to grow your pirahna as big as you can.

The discrete farter flash game, try and hide your farts by farting when a car or truck drives by.

Can u help this guy sneak a peek at his beauty without getting caught?

Hit a ridiculous guy on a bicycle with a bat. It can't be bad.

Your computer has crashed! Arrrrgh! Don't you want to just smash your fist through the screen? Well,

Get real close to the screen and stare at the center of this picture for 25-30 seconds and then look

A stupid little game, but it is fun and makes you want to try more and more. Just try to keep the la