The Captain follows your cursor. You can’t swallow any enemy bigger than you are, and a picture in the upper left corner will show you ...

How far can you launch the fat kid?

Who Wants To Be A ... Handless Millionaire? Nobody, of course! So better avoid getting your hand cut off by the guillotine. Fun!

Push all the baddies off the screen and collect some stars in this physics puzzle game by feeding your blocky Quad Cops with junk food.

The discrete farter flash game, try and hide your farts by farting when a car or truck drives by.

Can u help this guy sneak a peek at his beauty without getting caught?

Hit a ridiculous guy on a bicycle with a bat. It can't be bad.

Your computer has crashed! Arrrrgh! Don't you want to just smash your fist through the screen? Well,

Get real close to the screen and stare at the center of this picture for 25-30 seconds and then look

A stupid little game, but it is fun and makes you want to try more and more. Just try to keep the la